When I hear "EA" I picture a crew of workers sitting around a break room (where they must spend most of their time) snacking on any random noms that can be found nearby. Maybe poptarts and tatertots are among these random noms. =P
there is also SimGuruGranPooBah, SimGuruTot, SimGuruMeatball, and SimGuruMegs!
Meatball? :-D Now I'm hungry! >_<
If I was a SimGuru, I'd be SimGuruSkittles.
I Would be either SimGuruFrenchFries, SimGuruGaGa, or SimGuruMummy