I think the irony of the title makes me laugh. I had planned that title way before the gifting scandal. Anyway, enjoy!
Roxy: Today I would like you two to go out and buy me presents! I'm going to give you each 1000 simoleons, so it better be good!
Twinbrook's consignment store
Kalvin: So what you buying?
Shane: None of your bussiness!
Kalvin: By the way, are you single?
Shane: Idiot come on!
Kalvin: What? I was only socializing!
Clerk: Well bye, come back soon. *sigh* Dreamy men in Twinbrook! I must be dreaming!
Shane: What is the guy thinking? Flirting with other woman!
Roxy: Oh the guys are back!
Shane: Hey who that chick outside?
Roxy: Our hillbilly neighbor! Damn, Twinbrook residents!
Roxy: Anyway, what you buy me?!
Shane: A magic gnome!
Roxy: Oooo, I always wanted one of those!
Kalvin: So.... hows it going?
Neighbor: Shut up! I'm watching the game!
Kalvin: I brought you a music box!
Kalvin: Let me see...should turn on here.
Roxy: Looks cheap. Well while you figuring that out, I'm taking a shower.
5 mintues later....
Kalvin: Witness the amazing music box!
Roxy: Oh it's beautiful!
A hour later.
Shane: I swear sometimes I wonder about them!