Do you know a flying spider just flew pass me and landed on my neck! WTF! I hope it didn't bite me! I did kill it, but the f'ing thing was on neck. I could feel his little legs! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! I have the creeps right now. I keep rubbing my neck and putting alcohol on it. Of all things to land on my neck, I get a freaking spider! And yes I'm scared of bugs. Spiders, centipedes, roaches, waterbugs...anything big, ugly with lots of legs. Gawd my neck will never be the same!
P,S. I just remembered I killed one the other day. Maybe this was revenge for killing his buddy or something. *sprays Off and disinfectant on neck*
Literally lol'd at that. :P
ReplyDeleteSpiders..... 0_0
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like your situation Vid: http://ragecomics.memebase.com/2011/06/30/rage-comics-that-creepy-tingle-lasts-for-hours/
Meanwhile, this is me if I see another damn spider in this house: http://theamericankid.com/post/4644206942
Flying spiders!? Ugh! Another reason not to leave the UK. Ours just like to randomly fall on you from the ceiling. (though at least they aren't poisonous)
ReplyDeleteI swear it flew and it had long legs like one. *shivers* It didn't look like ant. >_>
ReplyDeleteSpiders that fly?! What lab was this created out of? O-O Geez! Revenge of the spiders maybe? Or do the spiders and flies now get along and decided to mate and procreate? *shudders*
ReplyDeleteThere are spiders...that can fly? O_____O
ReplyDeleteOh my.. o______o
I don't like flies either really. I'm not scared of them, but if they land somewhere or on me, I will go clean the spot they landed on instantly. My HS bio teacher told me they spit up a liquid when they eat for digestion, which includes any food they land on. Asolutely disgusting.
ReplyDeleteAlso I accidently picked a centipede once because my dog was trying to play with it and I thought it was a peice of carpet. You can imagine how that went. Killed it, but >_>
Then I had a waterbug land on my arm and crawl up it when I tried hit it with a shoe. I just wanted die. That was so awful! I shook it off and was itching at the thought of it all day.
LOL you sound like you have just as much fun as I do with insects. Ekk! lol :P
I hate spiders. Lol I remember two times in my life where a spider was crawling on me. Once when I was 4 or 5 I was sitting on the couch and I saw a daddy long legs spider crawling up my leg. I jumped up and screamed. Another time was when I was 13 - 15 and I was at the counter. I was eating Fig Newtons and had my arm resting on the counter near some newspapers and/or magazines. I felt something touch my hand, and thought it was probably just paper. But when I looked over, a spider was crawling from the back of my hand onto my arm. I shook and/or moved my arm and screamed, but my scream was muffled by my closed mouth full of food. Lol The spider flew off of my arm and onto the stack of papers. My dad came over and killed it for me. I also don't like flies. I hate it when they land on me, because I suspect that they might leave some diseased gunk or something. Yesterday (and maybe the day before) there were flies flying around in my kitchen more than once, and I said four letter words at them. Lol
ReplyDeleteNoooo I need my neck. xD
ReplyDeletetheres only one thing you can do... we gotta amputate
ReplyDelete:P