My day of fail!

Can't think of anything to post today! D: Well let me tell you about my day! Yes stop now if you don't feel like hearing me ramble on about nothing! Well I was going rent a movie off cable, then after getting all ready to watch it I get Error. Come to find out the bill needs to be paid! Danm bill collectors! Well then I decided to paint my finger nails as I was bored and been planning too. Well I'm painting my fingernails, all of sudden I see my dog running towards me like she lost her mind. Then I looked down at her to see her dragging the carpet from our front door behind her. Like actually carpet/mat! Come to find out she got hooked on her collar and she was trying to run away from it. Danm, I wish I took pics or something! It was the funniest thing I ever seen! Like WTF! So I stopped what I was doing to help her and by time I was finished my fingernail polish was dried. You imagine how wonderful looks with it all on my pants and shirt. Then I realize I don't have any finger polish removal!

I know I'm brillant am I? *sigh*