Sweet Dreams Liam (A short story)

*Yawns* "Where am I? That was sure a good nap."

*sings badly to the tune of island of in the stream*

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong...."

"Don't ask me! I'm just forced to live here."

"And who the hell are you? Why are you in my house?! What am I running a hotel here?!"

"Well Lestat with tacky furniture, one might mistake it for one"

"Shut up! No one asked you!"

"Hi my name is Louis. Welcome. May I ask why are you here? Sorry for the rudeness. Despite living thousands of years these two still act uncivilized."

"Well I'm Liam, but what did you say about living for thosands of years?"

"Well Liam were vampires and I'm in need of a bite now that of think it"

"I take first dibs!"

"You guys are kidding right? Well you are quite pale...."

"I'm too young to die!" *fanits*

"What an idiot!"

"Oh my did you hear something? I heard a thump"

"A thump? EA's repertation falling lower and lower into the toilet?"

"No a real thump silly!"

 "Oh my what is that?"

"It appears to be...Liam."

 "Are you sure? Maybe we should poke it!"

"Oh I'm pretty sure it's him. I recognize that hideous green sweater anywhere."

 "...we should kill him! I can't get that damn dork to stop stalking me on the forums!"

"Maybe he likes you."

"Agh be serious for once!"

 "Ughhhh where am I?"

"You're in our super secret headquarters! That's where!"

"Huh? The Mare's Nest?!"

"Yep. You got that right! Are you here to spy on us?!" 

 "Oh my gawd The Mare's Nest! We use you guys everyday to moderate the forums. Can I have your autograph?"

"No!!! Concentrate! Are you spying on us? If so we got something for ya!"

"Hey get me out of here! I told you people to stop obsessing over me! I don't read your blog for goodness sakes"

 

"Then how do you know we're obsessing over you?"

"Um...ah...get me out of here you witches! Help they're starving me!"

"Shut up Jarsie!"

 "Well Liam we're going throw you in the bumnugget jail if you don't start fessing up!"

"Yeah and we're use your head for Gnubb Club if you don't watch it!"

 "So what will it be?"

"Help!!!!" 

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

"Zzzzz..zzz...huh."

 "Oh wow....it was just a dream."

"Oh Liam."

"Hydra?"

"Good morning. You're finally awake. Good. You're fired!"

"What?"

"Katy Perry will be on our new maintenance page."

"We plan on having her stalk players throughout the site till they go mad and buy Weak treats...er...I mean Sweet Treats."

 "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on!

You think I"m funny when I tell the punchline wrong...."

"It'll be a hit!"

....Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

The End

Note: I had the crazy random idea to do this late last night. Hope you liked it. The first dream is a hint on what I've been working on. I haven't forgot that story. Anyway, I hope you find some humor in it and a good laugh. ;)